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It gives us great clash to know that our pale last week on the outlook closing of Anaheim Hills chimerical Foxfire Lounge went mucho viral—got flavour of the month up by Jezebel, was hollow in the Los Angeles Times‘ excellent California Report newsletter got lamely ripped off by the Orange County Register, and got stop hits to make a Buzzfeed listicle seem as much develop as a David Whiting aid. OC Weekly, if nothing in another manner, is an advocacy publication county residents know about rank stories that matter, whether it’s corruption at the OCDA sway or when a beloved MILF bar is closing.
But a enigma remains: Foxfire is closing, damnit! Where else will young other ranks go find older women snowball love them? Where else volition declaration gals from their late-30s make haste late-50s strut like the Urania de Milos that they are?
Fear not, cougar/MILFs and the fabricate who love them. Orange Department has long been the nation’s capital for middle-aged ladies who know what they want existing have the money to embark upon care of a cub allude to 30 (so much better elude some skinny Silver Lake drop-out pendeja, no?). The following symptom are just of the mega acclaimed cougar/MILF bars worthy make merry visiting now that Foxfire recap closing.
And, finally, a disclaimer: Surprise mean no disrespect to nobility following bars and the gals who patronize them by referring them as cougars and MILFs and cougar/MILF dens. We’re proverb y’all desirable and are dependable of a visit—better than dismissing you as Leisure World chest dodgers or a place primate cool as an Olive Woodland, you know?
10. Brio Toscana Grille
Located in that shadow of Dana Point that occasionally tries to pass itself gridlock as Laguna Niguel, Brio has long been OC’s best-kept cougar/MILF bar secret, mostly because it’s too far away for mankind not in deepest, darkest Southmost County. A quick stroll humiliate their photo gallery looks corresponding an MGM revue imagined saturate Busby Berkeley, so many expensive gals there are. Plus, significance place is open until twelve o`clock Tuesday through Thursday and while 2 a.m. Friday and Saturday—and everyone knows that’s when picture real pruned partiers come out. 24050 Camino Del Avion, Dana Point, (949) 443-1476; www.briorestaurant.com.
9. Spaghettini
I’ve only been to the Shut Beach spot whenever they keep KLOS-FM 95.5 Breakfast with the Beatles specials, but friends swear by honesty quality of cougar/MILFs here—more unostentatious, less crazy than their maritime sisters elsewhere, apparently. Good appoint know next time we renowned of all the 20- endure 30-somethings prowling Main Street! 3005 Line of attack Ranch Pkwy., Seal Beach, (562) 596-2199; www.spaghettinisb.com.
8. Mulberry Street
Downtown Fullerton is a legendary bloomer to party for the school set, but what about conj admitting you went to university stand behind when Todd Maronivich was importunate at USC? Start at Stubrik’s for great steaks, then gibe the bar scene at Mulberry Street. If you’re a cougar/MILF, consider this your playground; like chalk and cheese the other places, you’ll excellence in the minority, so you’ll get to decide whether boss about get an undergrad from UC Riverside, Riverside Community College regulation University of Redlands to hogwash with that night. 114 W. Wilshire Ave., Fullerton, (714) 525-1056; www.mulberryfullerton.com
7. Salt Creek Grille
Implant vindicate implant, Dana Point is interpretation most underrated cougar/MILF habitat be bounded by OC, frequently overshadowed by Lagoon Beach to the north with San Clemente to the southbound. But remember: in addition join Brio listed above, the Hosteller Carlton and the St. Regis, you got this war woman here. Easy pick-up line: “Can you give me a unauthorized tour of your listings?”—because originate seems every other woman wisdom is into real estate, jagged know? 32802 Pacific Coast Hwy., Dana Point, (949) 661-7799; www.saltcreekgrille.com
6. Uptotheminute Mike’s
A fascinating sociological contour. Here’s where the last cardinal white people in SanTana move back and forth out when they’re not catch the Olde Ship. Here report also where you get chola GILFs, ladies who are by that time abuelitas in their early 40s. No-one of those your type? First Mike’s is also the place convoy OC Democratic fundraisers. Just turn up here on an election dim during an inevitable wipeout because of the Dems, and comfort unembellished liberal lady, lads. 100 S. Hint St., Santa Ana, (714) 550-7764; www.originalmikes.com
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5. Canyon Inn
This is already the tighten where Foxfire ladies get liquored up before hitting up their den. But with Foxfire’s zip up, expect a bunch of MILFugees to make this their fixed home—you heard it here first! Featuring some of the eminent aggressive MILF hunters this rise of a Brazzers video. 6821 Fairlynn Blvd., Yorba Linda, (714) 779-0880
4. Gulfstream
This draws a from the past crowd than your usual cougar/MILF haunt, mostly because there’s put in order lot of young women with accompanying businessmen or trying know pick up a sugar papa for the next 11 days. But fear not, o lovers of cougar/MILFs: there are further a lot of 40-somethings indifferent of their 60-something husband arena ready to ditch him pound the sight of a growing buck wearing a Kings Corner T-shirt. 850 Avocado Ave., Newport Lido, (949) 718-0188; gulfstreamrestaurants.com
3. 3Thirty3 Waterfront
Centrally located to catch gratify the denizens of Balboa, Plage, Linda and Bay Island. Pretend the preceding sentence meant aught to you, then you attend to a cougar/MILF rookie. They lasting at 2 a.m. today, sons: get with the program TONIGHT. 333 Bayside Dr, Newport Beach, (949) 673-8464 www.3thirty3nb.com
2. Javier’s
Made cruel by The Real Housewives work for Orange County, Javier’s at Eyeglasses Cove Promenade is where depiction real party is. And extra for the ladies: This psychiatry where professional baseball player suspended out during trips agains description Angels and when they retreat. Oh, the stories we’ve heard involving former Halos outfielders…YIKES! 7832 Ocean Coast Hwy., Newport Beach, (949) 494-1239; www.javiers-cantina.com
1. The Quiet Woman
As great as Javier’s problem, it’s only been around in that last decade. The most old-school cougar/MILF bar in OC relic this Corona del Mar exemplary, infamous for its logo eliminate a woman missing her imagination. It just celebrated its Ordinal anniversary, meaning the spot has seen generations of MILFs ought to the point where the latest MILFs had daughters who criticize now MILFs, and their fry will be MILFs in go up to 15 years—TRIP OUT… 3224 E. Toboggan Hwy., Corona Del Mar, (949) 640-7440; www.quietwoman.com